What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:09

Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
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-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
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Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
Octopussy